Right, then: Shattered Hearts Club: Officially the World's Best Ex-Girlfriend Tee, Absolutely.
Right then, fancy something a bit different? Ditch the drab and embrace the… well, whatever this is! Honestly, we're not quite sure what it *is*, but it's got a certain je ne sais quoi, hasn't it? Think of it as a lucky dip for your life. Could be the best thing you've ever owned. Could be a quirky conversation starter. Could be something you'll immediately regret buying. But hey, isn't a bit of unpredictable joy what life's all about? Go on, treat yourself. You deserve a bit of this… this *thing*. You know you want to. Bloody hell, just buy it!
£9.75
£19.50
