Selfish? Nah, It's Me Time Zip Up. Sorted.
Right then, fancy a bit of this? A proper belter of a thing. We're talkin' the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks, the absolute nuts. It's got more charm than a politician, more class than a royal, and more get-up-and-go than a caffeinated cheetah. Trust me, you'll be chuffed to bits you snapped this up. Don't be a mug, treat yourself. You deserve it.
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